Is this a bad omen, or a delicious meal? I can't really tell...

You ended up helping her walk out afterward... Turns out, that position was not good for her knees!

I'm actually on time, this week! Wowsers! I doubt it's gonna last. This week's caption is a little more experimental than I have been doing. It sure as hell ain't pushing the bar, but it was something more than my usual routine. Gonna try and get a little more fancy with my stuff here soon. Emphasis on "try".

Hope ye enjoy!

Aritst: kase_daiki | bríwlác: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku] [twitter]

Series: [Part 1]

Anyone for tennis? A-anyone?

No one's playing tennis, but you get the sense that there's still gonna be a racket... I'll show myself out, for that one.

Been a busy last couple of weeks! Since I missed last week's deadline, and I'm gonna be busy again tomorrow, enjoy this week's caption early! Or last week's caption late, if you wanna be an ass.

On a side note, I'm genuinely shocked that I managed to get the filesize smaller than the original. I want to know how that works, but I also don't want to shatter my brain. 

Artist: mameneko_pai | Sauauceseses: [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku] [twitter]

It's movie night, with your teach-- I mean, girlfriend!

Your fun was interrupted by you having to explain the concept of fetishes to her... Apparently she didn't know that thick thighs save lives.

Part II of a series! It feels a bit like it could stand alone, so I didn't mark the title as such. Still though, this would be the first continuation I think I've ever done with a caption! Enjoy!

Artist: mimyo | Sauceses: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku]

Other parts: [Part I]

And just like that, you're on your own...

Your main goal is to get out of this... But the real objective is to just survive.

Planning on making a series out of this. 'Course, I got another caption I want to continue first! Hopefully, I'll actually have it out on time, next week. Leave it to the procrastinator with ADD to fuck-up his own deadline, amiright? Anywho, enjoy!

Artist: dantes_ward | Coulis (get it? it's a sauce...): [gelbooru] [sankaku] [twitter]

Series: [Part 2]

GF has some fun of her own while helping you.

Meanwhile, the handful of people that overheard you two are wondering what the fuck they just heard...

My first attempt at being more directly hypnotic in my writing! I know it's not the best, but I'm quite happy with it! Enjoy!

Artist: camui kamui | Sauceses: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [sankaku] [twitter]

This puts a whole new meaning to "teacher's pet"...

Someone needs to bump up their draw distance, 'cause that distance fog is looking real close...

Artist: mimyo | Condiments: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku]

You have been deceived, you fool.

As it turns out, you weren't actually hypnotized, you were just really nervous and went along with it for some reason...

Artist: smz-69 | Sauces: [deviantart] [r34] [sankaku] [twitter]