No matter how you look at it, you're getting fucked in one way or another...

(Male POV)

(Female POV)

As it turned out, you didn't even need to tell her friends... They were there when she made the drunken call. They were happy to share the parts that didn't make it into the voicemail.

Hey, so I'm still alive. Feels like it's been longer than it actually has been, but I've also had more to do since last time. Anywho, I dunno what possessed me to make a not-so-lewd caption like this, but whatever it was, I'd like to think it worked out well enough. If you're a fan of not-so-lewd captions, then enjoy! If not, don't worry, I'll be getting some lewder stuff going soon enough.

Artist: gunnermul | SausesuaS: [pixiv] [sankaku] [twitter]

It's movie night, with your teach-- I mean, girlfriend!

Your fun was interrupted by you having to explain the concept of fetishes to her... Apparently she didn't know that thick thighs save lives.

Part II of a series! It feels a bit like it could stand alone, so I didn't mark the title as such. Still though, this would be the first continuation I think I've ever done with a caption! Enjoy!

Artist: mimyo | Sauceses: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku]

Other parts: [Part I]

GF has some fun of her own while helping you.

Meanwhile, the handful of people that overheard you two are wondering what the fuck they just heard...

My first attempt at being more directly hypnotic in my writing! I know it's not the best, but I'm quite happy with it! Enjoy!

Artist: camui kamui | Sauceses: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [sankaku] [twitter]

This puts a whole new meaning to "teacher's pet"...

Someone needs to bump up their draw distance, 'cause that distance fog is looking real close...

Artist: mimyo | Condiments: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku]

POV: You rolled too well to seduce, and now you're dating.

Gay and sex on the first date? The youth, these days... Such sinners...

Artist: hokuroryuseigun (ホクロ流星群＠ニート) | Link: [pixiv] [sankaku]