No matter how you look at it, you're getting fucked in one way or another...

(Male POV)

(Female POV)

As it turned out, you didn't even need to tell her friends... They were there when she made the drunken call. They were happy to share the parts that didn't make it into the voicemail.

Hey, so I'm still alive. Feels like it's been longer than it actually has been, but I've also had more to do since last time. Anywho, I dunno what possessed me to make a not-so-lewd caption like this, but whatever it was, I'd like to think it worked out well enough. If you're a fan of not-so-lewd captions, then enjoy! If not, don't worry, I'll be getting some lewder stuff going soon enough.

Artist: gunnermul | SausesuaS: [pixiv] [sankaku] [twitter]

Talk about friendly neighbors...

(Male POV)

(Female POV)

The two of you soon found out that getting stuck in an elevator is one way to ruin a mood. Another way is remembering that there's a camera that saw the whole scene. At least you've got each other, right?

Boy oh boy! It's been a few weeks! And lemme tell ya, they've been something else. If you wanna know what's going on with me between captions, check out my twitter, 'cause that's your best bet for hearing anything from me, outside of messaging me. I swear I'm trying to be more social on there!

As for this caption, here's another round of male and female POV options, as well as some fancy filter work on the wings! Definitely think I'm gonna stick to making both POVs whenever I can, cause it's fun. Anywho, enjoy!

Artist: Upside_Down_(gian2) | Saaauucce: [pixiv] [rule34] [sankaku]

Really doing Shelyn proud! And while doing somebody else, no less...

Technically speaking, she's the weakest kind of Chromatic Dragon. So like, if she's doing this good on her own... How intense are the others?

I'm finally starting to mess around with multiple fonts now! It only occurred to me to try it after I saw another caption maker talking about it, but now that I've done it I don't know why it took me so long. Also, I had fun writing the dialogue—though I wish I'd had room for even more—so I'm thinking I might be making these kinds of captions more often!
Anywho, as always, enjoy!

Artist: zaggatar | Sau(sau(sauces)ces)ces: [e621] [furaffinity] [twitter]

It's movie night, with your teach-- I mean, girlfriend!

Your fun was interrupted by you having to explain the concept of fetishes to her... Apparently she didn't know that thick thighs save lives.

Part II of a series! It feels a bit like it could stand alone, so I didn't mark the title as such. Still though, this would be the first continuation I think I've ever done with a caption! Enjoy!

Artist: mimyo | Sauceses: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku]

Other parts: [Part I]

GF has some fun of her own while helping you.

Meanwhile, the handful of people that overheard you two are wondering what the fuck they just heard...

My first attempt at being more directly hypnotic in my writing! I know it's not the best, but I'm quite happy with it! Enjoy!

Artist: camui kamui | Sauceses: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [sankaku] [twitter]

This puts a whole new meaning to "teacher's pet"...

Someone needs to bump up their draw distance, 'cause that distance fog is looking real close...

Artist: mimyo | Condiments: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku]

POV: You rolled too well to seduce, and now you're dating.

Gay and sex on the first date? The youth, these days... Such sinners...

Artist: hokuroryuseigun (ホクロ流星群＠ニート) | Link: [pixiv] [sankaku]

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Should've known better than to call a random woman Mommy...

Artist: nao (ritsancrossover) | Links: [gelbooru] [sankaku]

You both ended up getting some strange looks from the rest of staff, on your way to get cleaned up...

Main Pic Artist: robutts (cutesexyrobutts) | Links: [deviantart] [sankaku]

Second pic (the one in the corner) Artist: cider1289 (彩田) | Links: [pixiv] [sankaku]

It's actually a good thing she showed up and took you out of there. No one was practicing their social-distancing!

Artist: kawaisaw (可哀想) | Links: [gelbooru] [pixiv]

He was so riled up, he came in like 30 seconds...

Artist: sukebepanda [furaffinity]| Links: [r34]