Some people take their costumes a little too seriously...

For a one-off character, it was a bit surprising when she went into excruciating detail on their history, and showed you the 300+ page story she had saved on her computer.

Ahem... I didn't realize it's been almost 6 months. Hot damn. Anywho, I'm back with a unisex caption this time! Not much to say about the creation of it, other than I had to remind myself how I used to do things. Here's hoping I don't take another year to get around to making another one! Enjoy!

Artist: fireflufferz | Swaws: [e261] [furaffinity (account needed)]

OC: remanedur (on twitter) (on furaffinity)

No matter how you look at it, you're getting fucked in one way or another...

(Male POV)

(Female POV)

As it turned out, you didn't even need to tell her friends... They were there when she made the drunken call. They were happy to share the parts that didn't make it into the voicemail.

Hey, so I'm still alive. Feels like it's been longer than it actually has been, but I've also had more to do since last time. Anywho, I dunno what possessed me to make a not-so-lewd caption like this, but whatever it was, I'd like to think it worked out well enough. If you're a fan of not-so-lewd captions, then enjoy! If not, don't worry, I'll be getting some lewder stuff going soon enough.

Artist: gunnermul | SausesuaS: [pixiv] [sankaku] [twitter]

Talk about friendly neighbors...

(Male POV)

(Female POV)

The two of you soon found out that getting stuck in an elevator is one way to ruin a mood. Another way is remembering that there's a camera that saw the whole scene. At least you've got each other, right?

Boy oh boy! It's been a few weeks! And lemme tell ya, they've been something else. If you wanna know what's going on with me between captions, check out my twitter, 'cause that's your best bet for hearing anything from me, outside of messaging me. I swear I'm trying to be more social on there!

As for this caption, here's another round of male and female POV options, as well as some fancy filter work on the wings! Definitely think I'm gonna stick to making both POVs whenever I can, cause it's fun. Anywho, enjoy!

Artist: Upside_Down_(gian2) | Saaauucce: [pixiv] [rule34] [sankaku]

Now that's what I call restructuring! (Alt Version)

Now that that's all said and done, it's time to reach out and check in with the board to see if everyone's buying-in on adjusting the company's corporate values, so you can find the best practice to really make some hay, and get the company back on track. You can't go boiling the ocean, 'cause you've lots of moving parts, so you've gotta find a solution to get some leverage so you can really get yourself over the wall and take this thing to the next level... *laughs in business*

Since the GIF version doesn't like to play nice with everyone, here's a PNG version to enjoy! Definitely gonna have to put some thought into how I do any GIF-captions in the future, since it seems like GIFs are a bit of a pain. Probably just gonna have to put in the legwork to make two versions of it, if I can. Anywho, hope this version works out better, for those who couldn't enjoy the GIF!

Artist: sayo_ayato | secuaS: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku] [twitter]

Now that's what I call restructuring!

 Now that that's all said and done, it's time to reach out and check in with the board to see if everyone's buying-in on adjusting the company's corporate values, so you can find the best practice to really make some hay, and get the company back on track. You can't go boiling the ocean, 'cause you've lots of moving parts, so you've gotta find a solution to get some leverage so you can really get yourself over the wall and take this thing to the next level... *laughs in business*

I'd like to start by saying I'm not ashamed of the time it took me to write that first bit... I'm not gonna tell you how long it took, but I'm not ashamed of it. Anywho, it be another GIF! Not as animated as the last GIF-caption I did, but still animated nonetheless! And one that I made, too! Not the art. I just combined all three pics into one. Enjoy the tiddy!

Artist: sayo_ayato | secuaS: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku] [twitter]

It's movie night, with your teach-- I mean, girlfriend!

Your fun was interrupted by you having to explain the concept of fetishes to her... Apparently she didn't know that thick thighs save lives.

Part II of a series! It feels a bit like it could stand alone, so I didn't mark the title as such. Still though, this would be the first continuation I think I've ever done with a caption! Enjoy!

Artist: mimyo | Sauceses: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku]

Other parts: [Part I]

Big booby go brrrr...

I think we all know what comes next... Time Shares and Tax Fraud.

Artist: tea_texiamato (てぃあまと) | Top pic links: [pixiv] [sankaku] Bottom pic links: [pixiv] [sankaku]