Some people take their costumes a little too seriously...

For a one-off character, it was a bit surprising when she went into excruciating detail on their history, and showed you the 300+ page story she had saved on her computer.

Ahem... I didn't realize it's been almost 6 months. Hot damn. Anywho, I'm back with a unisex caption this time! Not much to say about the creation of it, other than I had to remind myself how I used to do things. Here's hoping I don't take another year to get around to making another one! Enjoy!

Artist: fireflufferz | Swaws: [e261] [furaffinity (account needed)]

OC: remanedur (on twitter) (on furaffinity)

No matter how you look at it, you're getting fucked in one way or another...

(Male POV)

(Female POV)

As it turned out, you didn't even need to tell her friends... They were there when she made the drunken call. They were happy to share the parts that didn't make it into the voicemail.

Hey, so I'm still alive. Feels like it's been longer than it actually has been, but I've also had more to do since last time. Anywho, I dunno what possessed me to make a not-so-lewd caption like this, but whatever it was, I'd like to think it worked out well enough. If you're a fan of not-so-lewd captions, then enjoy! If not, don't worry, I'll be getting some lewder stuff going soon enough.

Artist: gunnermul | SausesuaS: [pixiv] [sankaku] [twitter]

Talk about friendly neighbors...

(Male POV)

(Female POV)

The two of you soon found out that getting stuck in an elevator is one way to ruin a mood. Another way is remembering that there's a camera that saw the whole scene. At least you've got each other, right?

Boy oh boy! It's been a few weeks! And lemme tell ya, they've been something else. If you wanna know what's going on with me between captions, check out my twitter, 'cause that's your best bet for hearing anything from me, outside of messaging me. I swear I'm trying to be more social on there!

As for this caption, here's another round of male and female POV options, as well as some fancy filter work on the wings! Definitely think I'm gonna stick to making both POVs whenever I can, cause it's fun. Anywho, enjoy!

Artist: Upside_Down_(gian2) | Saaauucce: [pixiv] [rule34] [sankaku]

Someone's getting a new benefits package...

(Male POV)

(Female POV)

 

There were some awkward glances exchanged with the other employees, on your way out. Turns out that window by the door gave people a great view of the action... At least you got a couple thumbs up...!

Y'all get options, this time around! A couple weeks back, I saw someone mention there weren't enough femsub POV captions, and I decided I wanted to rectify that. Since I really wanted to get something out soon (writer's block is a bitch), I didn't have time to do a major rewrite, but I figured this would be a decent start! Enjoy!
Also, work's picking up here soon, so I'm afraid my already patchy upload rate is gonna be getting even patchier. Hopefully shouldn't be too bad... Fingers crossed.

Artist: scathegrapes | Tasty Liquid: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [newgrounds] [twitter]

Really doing Shelyn proud! And while doing somebody else, no less...

Technically speaking, she's the weakest kind of Chromatic Dragon. So like, if she's doing this good on her own... How intense are the others?

I'm finally starting to mess around with multiple fonts now! It only occurred to me to try it after I saw another caption maker talking about it, but now that I've done it I don't know why it took me so long. Also, I had fun writing the dialogue—though I wish I'd had room for even more—so I'm thinking I might be making these kinds of captions more often!
Anywho, as always, enjoy!

Artist: zaggatar | Sau(sau(sauces)ces)ces: [e621] [furaffinity] [twitter]

Now that's what I call restructuring! (Alt Version)

Now that that's all said and done, it's time to reach out and check in with the board to see if everyone's buying-in on adjusting the company's corporate values, so you can find the best practice to really make some hay, and get the company back on track. You can't go boiling the ocean, 'cause you've lots of moving parts, so you've gotta find a solution to get some leverage so you can really get yourself over the wall and take this thing to the next level... *laughs in business*

Since the GIF version doesn't like to play nice with everyone, here's a PNG version to enjoy! Definitely gonna have to put some thought into how I do any GIF-captions in the future, since it seems like GIFs are a bit of a pain. Probably just gonna have to put in the legwork to make two versions of it, if I can. Anywho, hope this version works out better, for those who couldn't enjoy the GIF!

Artist: sayo_ayato | secuaS: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku] [twitter]

Now that's what I call restructuring!

 Now that that's all said and done, it's time to reach out and check in with the board to see if everyone's buying-in on adjusting the company's corporate values, so you can find the best practice to really make some hay, and get the company back on track. You can't go boiling the ocean, 'cause you've lots of moving parts, so you've gotta find a solution to get some leverage so you can really get yourself over the wall and take this thing to the next level... *laughs in business*

I'd like to start by saying I'm not ashamed of the time it took me to write that first bit... I'm not gonna tell you how long it took, but I'm not ashamed of it. Anywho, it be another GIF! Not as animated as the last GIF-caption I did, but still animated nonetheless! And one that I made, too! Not the art. I just combined all three pics into one. Enjoy the tiddy!

Artist: sayo_ayato | secuaS: [danbooru] [gelbooru] [pixiv] [sankaku] [twitter]